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Notes of Captain Plinth, second-rate cat.
A cat is an animal, by its resistance ability superior to the heroes of the Resistance.
The one who slipped you into the sneakers at night will never admit, sign nothing and will not work for you.
And the one who stole the cutlet from the table, will never give out the one who sued.
Strong in spirit, the little cat does not know the letters, does not know how to take the phone, but can walk on the railing of the balcony so that you yourself squeal to the sneakers.
Sometimes you want to grab him and with one blow about something to accustom to the order, to the tray, to wean from the carpet, the table.
You are big and fat, you have enough fools and strength.
And he always has the courage to piss on you with fear.
Excerpt:
"Nassal under the armchair." Good! Bored. "I remembered the stormy youth, I was sitting on the table once, eating the condensed milk from a jar with a paw." Come These and let's yell. "Well, I'm not a fool,
paw in the jar how much climbed, and on three bones - for the fridge. They yelled for another three days. Was very proud.
Today, everything is lazy. Pissing is laziness. I can not eat more. I sit quietly, I doze. These people are nervous, look around, tremble and wait for a dirty trick. "
Author of the original text: http://skotina.livejournal.com/
